Penguins


  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie



panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms



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thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

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kastland:

parenting


plantcosmos:

11:17 pm

plantcosmos:

11:17 pm


cl4yton:

Wonderful.

cl4yton:

Wonderful.


floralls:

(by wildorange55)

floralls:

(by wildorange55)
posted 14 minutes ago via oreoprince · originally floralls
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