my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin