I'm Natalie. Say hi, talk to me about your day, tell me what you wanna do with your life. Confide in me. Whatever you want. Just be nice. That's all I ask. Have a fantastic day, folks. :)
Omelettes are the best. Especially when I make them. I deserve a fucking gold star. This is the best fucking omelette in the entire fucking universe.
Do you guys want one? I can mail one to you. Yes. Very delicious omelette. HOLY FUCK IT’S AMAZING.