I'm Natalie and you're perfect and lovely.
If you say hi or something, I'm most likely going to love you and never want to let you go. I like pretending I'm funny. ok bye.
Omelettes are the best. Especially when I make them. I deserve a fucking gold star. This is the best fucking omelette in the entire fucking universe.
Do you guys want one? I can mail one to you. Yes. Very delicious omelette. HOLY FUCK IT’S AMAZING.